Are petfluencers helping tortoises or simply chasing likes? Manuel shares his thoughts on social media trends, what really matters to tortoises, and why natural behaviour should always come first.

Why do humans keep picking tortoises up? Manuel explains why what feels affectionate to us can be stressful for them, and what they would much rather we did instead.

Manuel explains why choosing the right lights isn’t the first question you should ask. Discover what really matters for keeping a healthy Mediterranean tortoise.

Why do humans think bigger is always better? Manuel explains why a natural variety of weeds beats giant leaves and oversized meals every time, and what tortoises really look for when they forage.

Morning, humans. My human made a terrible mistake yesterday. She left her laptop open. Naturally…I had a look. Now first of all… There are some lovely humans on these tortoise groups. Beautiful photographs. Wonderful enclosures. Happy tortoises. Helpful advice. I even spotted a few rather attractive lady tortoises. Imagine my disappointment when I realised they were only on the screen. Anyway… I started reading the comments. Good grief. You lot are savage. One human asks a qu

Why do tortoises chase shoes, bump into legs and seem determined to cause mischief? Manuel explains the surprising reasons behind these larger-than-life behaviours, with humour, real tortoise knowledge and practical advice for owners.

Can tortoises eat lettuce? Learn which lettuces are safe, which should only be occasional treats, and what Mediterranean tortoises really need for a healthy diet.

Can Mediterranean tortoises eat lettuce, fruit and supermarket salad? In this humorous guide, Manuel explains why a natural diet of weeds, wild flowers and high-fibre plants is far healthier than supermarket food, with practical tortoise care advice for beginners and experienced keepers alike.