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WELCOME TO

MANUEL’S GUIDE TO HUMANS

The Complete Library 

Humans have an extraordinary talent for making tortoise keeping far more complicated than it needs to be.

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I’ve spent years quietly watching them.

Now it’s time to help.

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Inside you’ll find practical advice, real science, and a healthy dose of tortoise humour.

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Everything here is designed to help humans become better tortoise keepers.​