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IMPORTANT WEATHER UPDATE FROM MANUEL TO TORTOISES ACROSS THE UNITED KINGDOM Attention, fellow tortoises. A bank holiday heatwave is approaching. The warm weather begins TODAY, and by the weekend, humans will be distracted by barbecues, gardening, children running around, and “just one more drink” in the sunshine. This means only one thing. Prepare for your mighty escape. Before attempting your mission, please ensure: • You are fully hydrated • You have eaten enough weeds for