Greetings, humans.

 

I’m Manuel.

 

A Mediterranean tortoise with one important mission…

 

To teach humans how to look after tortoises properly.

 

Over the years I’ve watched humans do some wonderful things… and some rather puzzling things too.

 

So I’ve decided it’s time to help.

 

Inside Manuel’s Guide to Humans, you’ll find funny stories, real-life questions, and expert advice based on modern tortoise care.

 

Whether you’re a brand new keeper or you’ve shared your life with tortoises for decades, I hope you’ll smile, learn something new, and perhaps discover that we’ve been trying to train you all along.

 

Now, shall we begin?

 

🐢 Enter Manuel’s Guide to Humans